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THE TORY SONG
What do you do with the tory's head,
Turn it into loaves o' bread
Turn it into loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory's head, loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory aint the king of the sea
Tory aint the fish for me
Tory ain't the king of the sea
Sing foydle doodle die
What do you do with a tory's back;
Turn into trucker's stack
Turn into trucker's stack
And all sorts of things
Tory's back, trucker's stack
Tory's head, loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory is the curse of the sea
Tory is the meal for me
Tory is the curse of the sea
Sing foydle doodle die
What do you do with a tory's belly,
turn it into policy jelly
Turn it into policy jelly
and all sorts of things
Tory's belly, policy jelly
Tory's back, trucker's stack
Tory's head, loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory is the curse of the sea
Tory aint the fish for me
Tory is the curse of the sea
Sing foydle doodle die
What do you do with a tory's gills,
Turn em into dodgy pills
Turn em into dodgy pills
And all sorts of things
Tory's gills, dodgy pills
Tory's belly, policy jelly
Tory's back, trucker's stack
Tory's head, loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory is the bain of the sea
Tory ain't the fish for me
Tory ain't the fish for me
Sing foydle doodle die
What do you do with a tory's gob,
Turn it into a panic knob
Turn it into a panic knob
And all sorts of things
Tory' gob, panic knob
Tory's gills, dodgy pills
Tory's belly, policy jelly
Tory's back, trucker's stack
Tory's head loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory is the curse of the sea
Tory ain't the fish for me
Tory is the curse of the sea
Sing foydle doodle die
What do you do with a tory's tail,
Turn it into a migrant's sail
Turn it into a migrant's sail
And all sorts of things
Tory's tail, migrant sail
Tory' gob, panic knob
Tory's gills, dodgy pills
Tory's belly, policy jelly
Tory's back, trucker's stack
Tory's head, loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory is the curse of the sea
Tory ain't the fish for me
Tory is the curse of the sea
Sing foydle doodle die
What do you do with a tory's ribs
Turn em into brexit fibs
Turn em into brexit fibs
And all sorts of things
Tory's ribs, brexit fibs
Tory's tail, migrant sail
Tory' gob, panic knob
Tory's gills, dodgy pills
Tory's belly, policy jelly
Tory's back, trucker's stack
Tory's head, loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory is the curse of the sea
Tory ain't the fish for me
Tory is the curse of the sea
Sing foydle doodle die
What do you do with a tory's fins
Turn em into refuse bins
Turn em into refuse bins
And all sorts of things
Tory's fins, refuse bins
Tory's ribs, brexit fibs
Tory's tail, migrant sail
Tory' gob, panic knob
Tory's gills, dodgy pills
Tory's belly, policy jelly
Tory's back, trucker's stack
Tory's head, loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory is the curse of the sea
Tory is the fish for me
No it's not, no it's not
Sing foydle doodle die
What do you do with a tory's eyes
Turn em into poisoned spies
Turn em into poisoned spies
And all sorts of things
What do you do with a tory's womb,
Turn it into a future tomb
Turn it into a future tomb
And all sorts of things
What do you do with a tory's arse,
Turn it into a border pass
Turn it into a border pass
And all sorts of things
Tory's arse, border pass
Tory's womb, future tomb
Tories eyes, poisoned spies
Tory's fins, refuse bins
Tory's ribs, brexit fibs
Tory's tail, migrant sail
Tory' gob, panic knob
Tory's gills, dodgy pills
Tory's belly, policy jelly
Tory's back, trucker's stack
Tory's head loaves o' bread
And all sorts of things
Tory is the curse of the sea
Tory ain't the fish for me
Tory is the curse of the sea
Sing foydle doodle die
Tory aint the king of the sea
Tory aint the fish for me
Tory ain't the king of the sea
Sing foydle doodle die
© MOTH 2017
Another silly adaptation of The Herring Song.
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Trucker’s stack is the exhaust smoke stack reflecting the climate predicament and the excessive emphasis on the perceived need for cross-
Policy jelly is the wobbly, unsolid government policy of which there are too many examples to list here.
The dodgy pills are those that flood the UK via new smuggling routes.
The migrant sail is the wet bedsheet on the broom handle on the rubber dinghy full of people trying to float across the English Channel.
The refuse bins are those extra ones that congregate because of tighter budget constraints. Communities changing to less frequent collections are going to need somewhere more airtight away from the kitchen to store the festering multi-
The future tomb is that ensuing from the sixth mass extinction.