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FRENCH GIRLS DO


Ron don't like the  French.

Got a different type of wench

Ron don't dig the things the French guys do

Ron don't like souffle,

Champagne or fromage frais

Ron don't do the things the French guys do


French guys do, French guys do.

Ron don't dig the things the French guys do

French guys do, French guys do.

Ron don't do the things the French guys do


Shaz snores another hour,  

Makes love to the Eiffel tower

Sometimes dreams the things

The French girls do

Glace at the bar,

Cute little city car

Shaz don't do the things

The French girls do


French girls do, French girls do

Shaz don't do the things

The French girls do

French girls do, French girls do

Shaz don't lick a lolly like French girls do


Ron moans about the Frogs

The Krauts, and the Irish wogs

And everyone else in the world

Who's better laid.

Jeckyl versus Freud;

Moans just fill the void

Time to find a new scapegoat to hate.


The frogman do, the frogman do

Ron don't leap and dive

Like the frog man do

Kraut man do, Kraut man do

Ron don't stuff a sausage

Like the kraut man do

Paddy do, Paddy do

Ron ain't wettin the whistle

Like the Paddy do


Ron and Shaz admit

They're close to gettin' split

On the verge of tryin' something new

They're gonna flip the rim

And learn to tickle quim

Try some chocolate from Guyana too


French guys do, French guys do.

Ronnie's gonna try the things

The French guys do

French girls do, French girls do

Sharon's gonna try the things

The French girls do


French guys do, French guys do.

Sharon's gonna like the things

The French guys do



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