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BORIS
Achlys texted, she got the word
She said "I suppose you've heard
..... about Boris?"
I pulled up quick, the online news
Desperate masses, fools to choose
Numbed by all the cheers and booze
I don't know where it's leading
Or where it's gonna go
Guess he's got a reason
But I just don't wanna know
Too long now, livin’ with the lies of Boris
Too long now
Waiting for a deal
Cussin’ all the wastage
All the cash they steal
Too long now, livin’ with the lies of Boris
Spill the French wine, after dark
Glass way past half full mark
N'N'N'N'N'N' Not a simple drink in the park
Boris shares, investment tips
Group 4, Tarmac, ferry ships
Carefully basted quasi-
They don't know why they're leavin’
Or where they're gonna go
For winter fruit and cooking gas.
Borders workin’ slow
For three long years
Waitin’ for a plan from Boris
Three long years takin’ all the piss
Penning silly limericks; it's all gone amiss
Three long years
Waitin’ for a plan from Boris
Runways, cull zones, Turkish baths
Too far along the garden path
Pass the buck
Pass the buck of the aftermath
There once was a chap called Boris
Had something wrong with his norris.
He tried not to hurt her
As she sat on the squirter
Jerked off to a poster of Doris.
I don't see how it's workin’
Or when it's gonna blow
Boris up for treason
Another media show
Too long now,
Trustin all the tossers like Boris
Too long now beatin round the bush
Just another sucker
With a great gob full of mush
Too long now digging up the dirt on Boris.
Achlys said "Now I'm still here
You know I've been waiting 3000 years"
The doom and gloom disappeared
I don't care when he's jerkin
Or who he has to blow
When bowin’ down to leaders
With Goveykins in tow
Everyone's sayin’ that they're
Tired of the twat called Boris
Too long now had it really cush
Verbose little fucker
With a great gob full of mush
Everybody's sayin’
"had it up to here with Boris"
Everybody's sayin that they’re so sick and tired of Boris
Everybody's sayin that they’re so sick and tired of Boris
Lyrics by MOTH 2019
Original by Nicky Chinn / Mike Chapman
Boris is a parody based on the song “Alice”. It depicts the return of Alice who was actually Achlys in disguise.
Since recording this the bullshit detector has been constantly in the red. Boris was found guilty of telling lies to the Queen yet was not arrested when he returned to London. Lies are a serious matter where they are an element of wider fraudulence. He was allowed back into the House of Commons to continue with his manipulation with impunity. He has been part of the same party as Mrs May and changing the leader doesn’t change the fact that the party as a whole is guilty of gross incompetence.
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NOTES
Norris is playground rhyming slang for phallus. (Norris McWhirter == squirter).
The limeric is a reflection on the one Boris wrote about the president of Turkey being a “wankerer”
Boris instigated the ban on drinking alcohol in public places yet the effects of Boris drinking in private have been felt beyond the confines of his abode.