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A PIG IN A MANGER


In 2017 Greggs bakery issued a Christmas image depicting a sausage roll in a nativity scene instead of a baby Jesus. This attracted much scorn from members of the Christian community. Berty Blob thought Greggs should have been more honest and used a pig instead of the sausage roll because that’s what sausages are made of. So three of the bogey clan dressed up as three kings with squeaky the piglet in tow. Greggs took notice and in 2019 they introduced a vegan version of the sausage roll. They still sell the pig versions and they haven’t amended their nativity scene to include a pig.

FEATURED CAMPAIGNS NOVEMBER 2019

SPOLIGOTYPE 263


DEFRA/APHA/NatEngland have not provided a proper explanation of the modes or vectors of transmission that adequately explains the distribution pattern and occurrence clusters of the the various tB spoligotypes. Clusters of individual strains have been erroneously attributed to transmission by a local wildlife vector. Significant incidences of Spoligotype 0263 were recorded in N. Yorks and Pembs but not smeared all over the counties in between. If the badgers spread tB as claimed then we would expect the land between York and Pembroke to be continuously and consistently contaminated with 0263 by their snouting about and wanderings but this is not the case. The badgers certainly didn’t hich-hike in order to leapfrog the interim. So there is obviously another vector or several non-meles vectors with a common thread. That common thread is cattle and the varying inconsistent degrees to which biosecurity is understood and managed. In this lot there’s the postie who visited everyone in the local farming community in a single morning and trod in some muck and touched the gate latch and touched the letter then touched someone else’s letter and patted the dog then got some more muck on his van tyre. And so on.


Badgers are not a significant index vector and are culled unnecessarily in a vain attempt to control an epidemic that is primarily caused by poor livestock husbandry, poor hygene and cattle movements.


Mr Gove was the minister for badger affairs at the time of writing. Even though he has a new job now he should still be held to account for his gross incompetence regarding the implementation of cull policy. If ministers weren’t allowed to shrug it so easily they might think twice about being so useless at understanding all the facts pertaining to their decision making in the first place.


They don’t know how 263 spread and they don’t know why there are dull spots in the clustering. They should therefore call a halt to the cull immediately. Those responsible should be prosecuted for crimes against legally protected species.


Furthermore, badger campaigners and guardians should be compensated for damages, expenditure and loss of earnings caused as a result of the Government’s negligence.


Willy Wig, chief bullshit detector, can even detect nested bullshit. That is to say…. he can detect the bullshit in bull shit.   

WHERE THERE’S MUCK….

THERE’S FARCE


Berty Blob went to Barcelona.


Back in 2016 the Spanish interfered with the Catalan autonomous ban on Bullfighting. There is a similar ban in the Canaries. In 2017 Madrid clamped down on Catalonia’s efforts to preserve its autonomy.


Barcelona has erupted again in autumn 2019 because officials of the regional government have now been given long prison sentences for  “sedition”.


Political prisoners in an EU country.


Clara Ponsati has found refuge in Scotland. Madrid issued an erroneous extradition request. She has now handed herself in to the police in Scotland and has been bailed to appear again on 12th December

FREE THE CATALAN REBELS